I've always just shown up and tried to figure out what's for lunch and am I going to get to play some racquetball that night.

Remember that just because you hit bottom doesn't mean you have to stay there.

Listen, smile, agree, then do whatever you were going to do anyway.

People never change because they are under threat or under duress. Never. They change because they see something that makes their life seem valuable enough to start moving toward a life worth living.

People rise out of the ashes because, at some point, they are invested with a belief in the possibility of triumph over seemingly impossible odds.

I don't need an Iron Man suit. I'm already a weapon of mass seduction.

I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.

I think that we all do heroic things, but hero is not a noun, it's a verb.

I just think it's good to be confident. If I'm not on my team why should anybody else be?

I know very little about acting. I'm just an incredibly gifted faker.

The lesson is that you can still make mistakes and be forgiven.

Change takes time. But, it also takes people.

We are not educated well enough to perform the necessary act of intelligently selecting our leaders.

According to a new survey, 40 percent of adults in Mexico say they would move to the United States if they got a chance. The number would have been higher, but the other 60 percent already live here.

The race by vigour, not by vaunts, is won.

The person whose face is between your legs is gonna get lockjaw.

When we don't enjoy what we do, we only nick the surface of our potential.

I think men have always been afraid of women's sexuality, and the restrictions they put on women testify to that.

I think American Idol is a great career launcher. A blessing for all of us.

Videos have to go hand in hand with your music, so that's why, ultimately, they should be created by the artist. And if they're not, it doesn't really add up to me.

Think you figured it out, but you don't have a clue. Think you on top of the world, but the world on top of you.