I've always maintained that I don't think comedy should be reviewed. I think it's un-reviewable, because it is so subjective.

Even if you make a mistake, you can go back and do the right thing.

When I was in my 20s, I wanted to go after dramatic roles, and I didn't have a tremendous amount of success with that.

Well, we were never coming back to Fox... that was clear.

The show had run its course on the Fox network.

It became necessary to destroy the town to save it.

I am still in shock and awe at being fired.

I'd like to say from the beginning that the 12 years I've been coming here, I've met unfailing courtesy and cooperation, courtesy from your people and cooperation from the Ministry of Information.

Clearly, the American war planners misjudged the determination of the Iraqi forces.

You don't always have to run. Take good time to watch first, then decide.

Well, no, I didn't because I didn't even know the nominations were coming out. I gotta say, it wasn't even on my radar. I hadn't... I hadn't even thought about it.

I said I was impressed, Martha. I'm beside myself with jealousy. What do you want me to do, throw up?

Maybe you should take some lessons from the forest crooner, ' he suggests.

I believe in diversification of income, because you never know what will happen. I'm a slightly paranoid person who thinks things could be ruined at any time.

We can be revisionist, and that's a good thing to be at times, but we shouldn't airbrush our history, so we can only make judgments in the objective conditions of that time.

Death will come in any case, and there is a long afterwards if the priests are right and nothing to fear if they are wrong.

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.

I think we'll build a consensus for action on Social Security reform which will reduce that long-term unfunded obligation and put the system on a sustainable basis.

Governments are trying to achieve unanimity by stifling any scientist who disagrees. Einstein could not have got funding under the present system.

He manages to balance Rigor and Mercy.

The clouds, - the only birds that never sleep.