I've always said in my career and in my life I only do things I'm interested in.

I've always thought people would find a lot more pleasure in their routines if they burst into song at significant moments.

I did archery when I was in high school. In our gym class we had two weeks of archery and I remember taking the bow and arrow and firing it up and across the street into a car parking lot.

Honestly, the world can be a dark enough place. Light it up.

I do tend to eat healthily most of the time, but I don't restrict myself. I believe in eating anything and everything in moderation and doing some exercise.

I would wish that people would accept people for who they are, not be judgemental, allow people to live their lives and enjoy themselves and that would be my wish for people.

There's a lot of me in Captain Jack and there's a lot of Captain Jack in me. And there is no pun intended.

Never apologize for being nerdy.

I don't feel sorry for myself, because I'm living my dream. Even when I was a little boy I used to stand in the playground and pretend I was on 'Opportunity Knocks.'

Have I ever been the shy retiring type? Never. Not since the day I was born.

Love is love, no matter who you fall in love with, love is love, it can be painful, it can be wonderful.

Something deeply hidden had to be behind things.

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community in which you live.

The sin both of men and of angels, was rendered possible by the fact that God gave us free will.

Never consider yourself smart when you don't know how to treat people correctly.

Some people are so solemn. They take their practice so seriously, that when the moment comes to let go of it, they can't.

To have never done anything but make the eighteenth part of a pin, is a sorry account for a human being to give of his existence.

That's the beauty of our show. Comedy or politics. We're sort of a mix. A space age polymer of both. A synthetic comedy-like material.

If people are violating the law by doing drugs, they ought to be accused and they ought to be convicted and they ought to be sent up.

Since I became a knitting humor writer, I seem to be understood a little better - at least for the purposes of social discourse.