I've always suffered from a complete inability to sense who's important.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

My classmates would copulate with anything that moved, but I never saw any reason to limit myself.

My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.

I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky, but there wasn't any gum under any of them.

I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they'll panic and give in.

People come up to me and say, 'Emo, do people really come up to you?'

Your personal truth is your gift to the world.

I wanted the monster back and that was plainly wrong.

I've never seen beauty so devastatingas in the linesthat trace our hopeand fall from the stars.

Let your words to be a cushion to those who are around you, especially to those who are in a vulnerable state.

In his holy flirtation with the world, God occasionally drops a handkerchief. These handkerchiefs are called saints.

Who gives to all, denies all.

Whenever you write for someone else, you're always aware - sometimes overtly, other times at an almost cellular, subliminal level - of the rules about what you can and can't do.

I didn't go to school for a full year until I was 12. In the summer I was a wild child in the woods, with no shoes, and in the fall it was back to the city, shoe shops and school.

A single economy makes the constant adjustments necessary to facilitate trade impossible.

An opportunity is a conjunction of circumstances by which one may improve his condition of life or his equipment for life.