I've always thought basketball was the best sport, although it wasn't the sport I was best at. It was just the most fun to watch.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take the roles I want to play. I'd hate to think that a shorter part might not be available because I was worried about my billing.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

Human beings are always going to find interesting ways of making a mess of their lives. It's human nature.

I don't think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.

Men dominate because of physicality, and thus they have mercy where women do not.

I would rather have 1 amazing best friend than 100 decent regular friends. It's not about quantity, it's about quality.

There’s a Russian proverb: To taste the ocean, all you need is one gulp.

It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit; divorced from it, they remain barren.

You should have a guy that makes you feel happier, not upset. I don’t think that’s too much to ask for.

If Ryan Giggs is worth £20 million, Dennis Bergkamp is worth £100 million

If we're really committed to growth, we never stop discovering new dimensions of self and self-expression .

Personality must be accepted for what it is. You mustn't mind that a poet is a drunk, rather that drunks are not always poets.

Completely dried up, They've become beans.

A life of gratitude to God for being saved is far more pleasing than a life based on self-righteousness over being good.

It is simply in the nature of Armenian to study, to learn, to question, to speculate, to discover, to invent, to revise, to restore, to preserve, to make, and to give.