I've always thought men and women are not too well suited to each other. It's inevitable that they should come together, but, again, how well suited are they to live together in the same house?

If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get - only with what you are expecting to give - which is everything.

As one goes through life, one learns that if you don't paddle your own canoe, you don't move.

Never complain. Never explain.

I have no romantic feelings about age. Either you are interesting at any age or you are not. There is nothing particularly interesting about being old - or being young, for that matter.

Life can be wildly tragic at times, and I've had my share. But whatever happens to you, you have to keep a slightly comic attitude. In the final analysis, you have got not to forget to laugh.

I have not lived as a woman. I have lived as a man. I've just done what I damn well wanted to, and I've made enough money to support myself, and ain't afraid of being alone

You politicians remain professional because the voters remain amateur.

If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

A wise man always has something to say, whereas a fool always needs to say something.

It is an ironic habit of human beings to run faster when they have lost their way.

She re-read his email four times, feeling offended and breathless, like he had casually grabbed her head and stuffed it into a pile of wet leaves.

even I get angry, as I see something lovable, immediately I want to hug him indeep love .anger takes a place of flowof breathing in peace

Life has enough torturers as it is, without you going around moonlighting as a Grand Inquisitor against yourself.

Since liberals never print retractions, they can say anything. What they said in the past is always deemed inadmissible and unfair to quote.

Let me tell you, hitting 40 is not fun.

There was not a word of apology, not a word of explanation to the American people. The president's going to have to get a touch of reality.

If someone is getting every decision wrong, that's when you need to act, and at that point it'll be painfully aware to everyone.

I'm really an actor first. I'd love to do more straight plays.