I've always thought that a name says a lot about a person. So naturally, being named Howard, I always wanted to crawl into a hole.

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.

I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.

Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?

I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.

Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn’t matter how many satellites you f---ing stick in the air.

I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.

I'm down with just the Backstreet Boys.

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.

I've always been about honesty, whether on the radio, whether I did a movie, whether I wrote a book. As long as you're honest, you don't lose your edge.

You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career.

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry.

Books and teachers are always "right", and we learn only from them, not from any other resource in the room, such as our friends.

How many lives do you need to live before you fine someone worth dying for?

Photography is my one recreation and I think it should be done well.

It is only certain that there is nothing certain, and that nothing is more miserable or more proud than man.

Happiness is the only goal worth pursuing

If you're fortunate enough with your history, like with Men in the Cities, your work becomes so absorbed in culture that the authorship of it doesn't exist anymore.

Tell me who you are. You need not tell me your name. Names have power, even human ones. Tell me where you live and what you do with your living.

Some of my finest memories are from my time at the University of Texas. College baseball, I love it.

My dream is that you will travel the road ahead with liberty's lamp guiding your steps and opportunity's arm steadying your way.