I've always treated the music business as a business.

If your lifeguard duties were as good as your singing, a lot of people would be drowning.

The end of the animal trade would leave more time to trap or beat to death pop star wannabes.

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't.

Work hard, be patient, and be a sponge while learning your business. Learn how to take criticism. Follow your gut instincts and don't compromise.

I'd say the most dangerous thing I've ever done is probably bungee jumping in Thailand...

I think you have to judge everything based on your personal taste. And if that means being critical, so be it. I hate political correctness. I absolutely loathe it.

That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinarily bad.

I want people to understand that from the minute Lady Gaga arrived, she created a new set of rules: being different is good; embrace it.

Not everybody is perfect, and I don't think we should be looking for perfect people.

The best way to kill someone is from the inside, by crushing their hopes and dreams.

The moment you stop trying to become a better person, is the moment you start to become worse than what you already are.

You become greater than what you conquer within.

If you want your life to be a five-star reality, you have to stop settling for a fast food mentality!

Just because we didn't work out as a couple didn't mean we couldn't work together, right?

I steal props from SNL a great deal. Almost every sketch Im in, I try to grab something from it, so I have a storage space full of props.

The poor wish for wealth; animals for the faculty of speech; men wish for heaven; and godly persons for liberation.

We need to make the world safe for creativity and intuition, for it's creativity and intuition that will make the world safe for us.

The latest twist on the pampering concept is spa parties, where a group of friends take over an entire spa.

There is no true understanding of Biology without Chemistry. And there's no true understanding of Chemistry without Physics.

Supposedly I'm impossible to talk to. But it's honestly not me being difficult. Sometimes you just don't have a lot to say.