I've always tried to be nice to people, so that sort of translates into popularity, I guess.

Tell me what you want, and then I'll put in what I want... after I'm done with my codependent providing for you, I'll get a little for me too.

I watch mediocre shows that have been on for three or four seasons, and feel angry at them.

Well, I refer to Celebrity Jeopardy as the short-bus Jeopardy, because it is a lot easier. Like, there was a whole column basically naming stores in New York.

One of the big tensions in my life is that I have known the stresses of financial hardship since I was a little kid, and it is the cancer for which I am seeking a cure.

I mean, I'll say the filthiest things in the world, but when it comes down to it, I'm kind of a prude.

I think the people that are best at something, they don't think about it much. That's the whole key to being good at anything.

Aside from accidentally by my kids, like wrestling around with my kids, no one has ever punched me in the face.

I briefly considered doing Edgar Allan Poe and just swearing a lot.

No, I don't know any Emily Dickinson poems!

Anything that I read, I read because I'm interested in it.

Dreams keep the heart alive.

All the whispering, glaring, pointing and judging makes them no better than whoever or whatever it is they're gossiping about.

The Son of the Carpenter made the door of heaven so low that you must either take off your plumes or stoop humbly to enter it.

Courage - To tell the story of who you are with your whole heart.

I read a lot of scripts and so many are clearly a knockoff of one familiar genre or another.

What curious little corners of folly are to be found in even the sanest brain!

With whomever you feel yourself as if you are with your very self, he or she is surely your true Valentine!

One day you're going to learn something that can't be explained with science. And when that happens, your life's going to change in ways you can't imagine.

It often happens that I wake up at night and begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must tell the Pope about it. Then I wake up completely and remember that I am the Pope.

Mark Hughes crossed every I and dotted every T.