I've always tried to fit what I do professionally into my family, rather than the other way around.

Of what use is a dream if not a blueprint for courageous action.

Anything that triggers good memories can't be all bad.

When I was a kid, I read comics. But when I saw how funny it was, and how wonderfully absurd, I said, "You know, I gotta do this."

If you hang around long enough, they think you're good. It's either my tenacity or my stupidity, I'm not sure which.

Sometimes you just can't get rid of a bomb!

Hand me down the shark repellent Bat-Spray!

Be very careful about your care. Don't use it for sexual high jinks. It can get ugly - trust me. Also be careful when flushing.

One of the first things I look for in a woman I meet is a sense of humor, a sort of light acceptance of the world and the people who live in it.

When you get a little older, you'll see how easy it is to become lured by the female of the species.

It's not the kind of tuna that I eat.

When you lose everything, you are free. You become a receiver.

I tried to get away from him, to get to that door, but instead I backed up against the wall and was stuck there in that white, white room.

Fraud is the ready minister of injustice.

There are billions of people on the earth and there are billions of earths, billions of universes. It is endless.

If you see a blatant error or misconception about yourself, you really want to set it straight.

I'm smiled out, talked out, quipped out, socialized so far from any being, I need the weight of mortal silences to get realized back into myself.

I consider that my best performance ever was as Peer Gynt.

Just as hope rings through laughter, it can also shine through tears.

I feel Scottish when with English people, and when I'm with Scottish people, I realise I'm English.

I want to give my six hours of serious cricket on the ground and then take whatever the result.