I've always tried to have a rule that you shouldn't make fun of innocent people who can't defend themselves. I find that a little unseemly and distasteful. But nothing's really sacred to me.

My daughter got me a 'World's Best Dad' mug. So we know she's sarcastic.

If you're committed enough, you can make any story work. I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner, and it worked because I believed it.

We're all real people with moments of intense honesty and pathos and humanity. We all experience that, whether you're comedic or not.

You say you're going to be the pope, become the pope.

Don't say you're going to stop eating red meat when you like red meat.

If you surround me with darkness, suddenly, I am "somewhat fun."

Everybody needs some good sketch comedy.

We don't feel constrained by what we did in the past.

The world needs less destruction.

The laugh is what trumps everything.

God first loved us.

We oft know little of who we were, only something of who we are, and nothing of who we may be.

All bombing is terrorism.

I would rather live 10 years doing what I Love, than drag through Life 50 years, hating everyday I Live.

I suppose there is one friend in the life of each of us who seems not a separate person however dear and beloved but an expansion an interpretation of one's self.

To do something that you feel in your heart that's great, you need to make a lot of mistakes. Anything that's successful is a series of mistakes.

I can dunk! I can dunk, and not just in NBA Live.

Euclid taught me that without assumptions there is no proof. Therefore, in any argument, examine the assumptions.

Free speech, free press, free religion, the right of free assembly, yes, the right of petition... well, they are still radical ideas.

The best education you will ever get is traveling. Nothing teaches you more than exploring the world and accumulating experiences.