I've always wanted to do a family movie.

I sing seriously to my mom on the phone. To put her to sleep, I have to sing 'Maria' from West Side Story. When I hear her snoring, I hang up.

I immediately said yes for one reason and one reason only....Netflix rhymes with Wet Chicks.

Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.

Hanukkah is...the festival of lights, instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights

Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you're surrounded by turkeys.

On this lovely, lovely Hanukkah, drink your gin and tonica.

Feels good to try, but playing a father, I'm getting a little older. I see now that I'm taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.

Of course, I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest.

So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when youve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.

I believe that thoughts and feelings reside on the same nerve-ending…they are called heartstrings

In business, sir, one has no friends, only correspondents.

Without work all life goes rotten.

It was the most amazing opportunity to work on a period movie and transform Anthony Hopkins into Hitchcock.

After I got that hit off Satchel (Paige), I knew I was ready for the big leagues.

I think that when you have audacity, you will get polarization.

I have always believed that personal relationships are vital in business and that people should be directly accountable for their actions.

The golden eye of justice sees, and requites the unjust man.

The majority should not be punished and subjected to a licensing curfew because of the bad behavior of the minority.