I've always wondered if there was a God. And now I know there is -- and it's me.

Sing, O muse, of the rage of Achilles, son of Peleus, that brought countless ills upon the Achaeans.

There is a time for many words, and there is also a time for sleep.

Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic.

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe.

After the event, even a fool is wise.

You can motivate by fear, and you can motivate by reward. But both those methods are only temporary. The only lasting thing is self motivation.

There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.

Let me not then die ingloriously and without a struggle, but let me first do some great thing that shall be told among men hereafter.

Everything is more beautiful because we're doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again.

The son of Saturn gave The nod with his dark brows. The ambrosial curls Upon the Sovereign One's immortal head Were shaken, and with them the mighty mount, Olympus trembled.

Keep quiet and ponder! Speak and say something!

Every bit of pain can be a blessing if we choose to listen to its message.

...even the goddess Persephone is happy, if only for half each year.

Scratch a Jew and you'll find a Wailing Wall.

Life within the Kremlin was shrouded in impenetrable secrecy.

If you don't want to sink, you better figure out how to swim

Tip O'Neill, even after Ronald Reagan became president, called him "an amiable dunce," which is what the Democrats always do.

Before God can deliver us we must undeceive ourselves.

Above all I hope that the education of the common people will be attended to so they won't forget the basic principles of freedom.