I've always wondered if there was a Hezbollah version of minesweeper where you get points for blowing up on your first move.

We always ask where the time went. We never ask where it's coming from.

I’ll feel that horrible feeling in my stomach you get when you’ve gone over to the Dark Side. But I’ll be fine. That’s the good thing about the Dark Side. Eventually, your eyes adjust.

Genius flames and dies, but amiable competence can live forever.

The newspaper is a lecture. The Web is a conversation.

I don't believe in the very concept of "first thing in the morning." I'm a "third thing in the afternoon" fellow.

Calculus destroys self-esteem on contact.

If Mother had to be told not to shove the entire brick of Ivory up Junior's hindquarters, constipation is the least of his problems.

There are three stages to a man's life. 1. He laughs at Clark Griswold. 2. He sympathizes deeply with Clark Griswold. 3. He laughs at Clark Griswold.

All you need to know about Arafat was that he insisted on wearing a pistol when he addressed the UN General Assembly. And all you need to know about the UN, I suppose, is that they let him.

I want to believe in intelligent design, and hence I am suspicious of anything that seems to confirm my desire to believe.

One of the evidences of wisdom is order.

The world happens as it happens, but we construct what we remember and what we forget. And people will eventually do that to us, too.

No matter how many times you get sunk in life, but there have been always a new hope and opportunity to rise.

To find out your real opinion of someone, judge the impression you have when you first see a letter from them.

This was the penn'worth of his thought.

The need for a permanent status resolution approved by Congress is made even more clear to me because of my experience as a former Under-Secretary-General of the United Nations.

We have a spiritual community but everyone lives where they want to. I recommend certain areas to live because of their power.

I assumed from the outset that photography was already art, and that I and other people working in photography were artists. I understand now that this was a minority point of view.

It's only a thought and a thought can be changed. Choose good ones.