I’ve always wondered though, ” Orn mused aloud, “what does God need with a starship?”“Are you going to make that stupid quip every time we pass a missionary ship?”“Until they learn a new position.

Rap un zeal' Demon within. I might as well put up a giant 'Come and Get Eaten' sign for the good those warning runes do.

Orcs do not have enemies.” Monde tried to search for the proper term, “We have…adversaries.”“Isn’t that the same thing?”“Depends on who’s winning the war.

It would be either a very skilled or very unwise man to steal from an assassin.” - Taliesin

They worried to an excessive degree about getting gender correct, as if elves gave a shit. Humans could keep their concerns about everyone’s genitalia to themselves.

I dream of a land of peace where everyone can live in harmony.

Don't, Ginny, we'll send you loads of owls.We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat.George!Only joking, Mum.

The mystery of the beginning of all things is insoluble by us; and I for one must be content to remain an agnostic.

My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, 'Well that taught me a lesson.'

Like drinking a cup of tea, all the simple things in life are the real things that make us happy!

Women with whiskers... its a bummer.

We named all our children Kid. Well, they have different first names, like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .

The notion of anarchy ...means that once industrial functions have taken over from political functions, then business transactions and exchange alone produce the social order.

To write well it is first necessary to have something to say.

A writer lives, at best, in a state of astonishment. Beneath any feeling he has of the good or evil of the world lies a deeper one of wonder at it all.