I've bashed my body for 30 years and I've just got to eat properly and not drink too much - very difficult!

My caddie dared me to try it, but I didn't think it was worth losing a ball.

It's a torture chamber, if we had to play it every day I don't think I'd be playing golf.

Life's too short to spend all the time in the gym. I just like to have a few beers and enjoy myself too.

I hurt my shoulder on the fifth tee - just hitting it too hard when you're too old.

Be grateful that your righteous life molds you so that you don’t fit where you don’t belong

Everybody's got the potential for great good and great wrong in them, but it's the choices we make that define who we really are.

In Ireland, I don't get asked out much. English boys are a lot more flirty.

I can't look in the mirror and look at fake things. I just can't. I'd rather age.

My further advice on your relations to women is based upon that other motto of chivalry, "Serve all, love one."

The Haight is just a place; the '60s was a spirit.

Britain's got talent, enormous talent, that's very obvious.

Every childhood has its talismans, the sacred objects that look innocuous enough to the outside world, but that trigger an onslaught of vivid memories when the grown child confronts them.

Oh, come on. Revelation was a mushroom dream that belonged in the Apocrypha. The New Testament is basically about what happened when God got religion.

Each man is haunted until his humanity awakens.