I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.

As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.

If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win.

Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.

Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.

If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

Humor is just another defense against the universe.

I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart...badoom, badoom, badoom.

My favorite expression is: When you go up to the bell, ring it ? or don't go up to the bell.

Maybe that's what we do to the people we love: take shots in the dark and realize too late that we've wounded the people we are trying to protect.

When admiring human accomplishments we should not confusethe achievements of the few for the capacity of the many.

Meanwhile 1st April to lie as if they were honest throughout the year.

Moments are precious in life

If humans were to model the lifestyle displayed by healthy community of cells , our societies and our planet would be more peaceful and vital

Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they get into a position of power, corrupt power.

I played for 18 years, but the only thing that meant anything to me was the World Series.

When you create something out of thin air you have to know the human heart.

Jazz goes into folk music, into rock music. Jazz is in practically everything except classical music where they're reading the same music all the time, the same way, the same tempo every night.

Do not pay too much attention to the advice or suggestions of those around you.