I've been acting since 2002, around about there.

Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I'm on a horse.

I'm OK with being the Old Spice Guy because before I was the Old Spice Guy I was the guy looking for work on his couch.

I'm a ninja! I like swords and knives and stuff like that.

If you have the athletic ability, why waste it in one sport?

I hope that my daughter grows up empowered and doesn't define herself by the way she looks but by qualities that make her a intelligent, strong and responsible woman.

I believe there's nothing I can't accomplish.

Raising a daughter is hard work. There's no other way to describe it for me.

If a woman is into me, it usually takes me awhile to figure that out. She has to hit me over the head with it.

I think an education is beneficial, but whether it takes an education to be successful in the arts is a whole other question.

Listen, I'm a big fan of everything on NBC. When I think of comedy on TV, I really think of NBC.

Pride and entitlement always go with unforgiveness. The longer you hold someone's offense over them, the more likely you are to start feeling arrogant and entitled to your posture toward him.

It’s like being offered lemonade after having something really sweet. The lemonade was wonderful before, but it just tastes sour after.

So I'm one of the few celebrities that got to do a repeat performance on 'The Simpsons,' which I'm very flattered by.

I like Arsene for his principles but principles are sort of a restriction and restrictions are always lost possibilities.

He who refuses praise the first time that it is offered does so because he would hear it a second time.

If you can keep as silent as a broken gong, then you have attained, when you know no anger.

Compassion doesn't have to be weak or enabling; it can also be quite bold.

I deplore the loss of arts on BBC One and Two.

God does awesome things with us.

I watched my head rolling on the floor. It landed face up and a big tear came out of one eye.