I've been asking around to find out what girls are into, " Eugene tells me, really pleased with himself. "So I'm gonna get a spray tan and make red-velvet cupcakes.

We are in a boy recession, " Eugene repeats. "There's been a sudden, drastic decrease in the male population at this school. And I'm gonna take advantage of it.

Eugene's got a fake ID, and he actually gets away with using it because he looks like he's thirty-six, thanks to his devotion to tasseled shoes and his ridiculous carpet of chest hair.

My love life couldn't be more nonexistent if Julius was all all-girls' boarding school with a moat full of alligators around it.

Great. Darcy is the ruler of our school. Prety soon, Julius is going to be like Singapore - you'll get a $500 fine for chewing gum or making out in the hallways.

I could kiss that girl. And ya know what? I will kiss that girl. As soon as I get back to school, I'm gonna grab her, and I'm gonna kiss her.

Is this base? Is this base?

Let your hopes, not your hurts, shape your future.

History suggests that capitalism is a necessary condition for political freedom. Clearly it is not a sufficient condition.

You've already put more than enough energy into worry. That's all women have been allowed to do, historically.

Global warming is a deadly threat precisely because it fails to trip the brain's alarm, leaving us soundly asleep in a burning bed.

Take here the grand secret; if not of pleasing all, yet of displeasing none, and court mediocrity, avoid originality, and sacrifice to fashion.

But the Go-Go's are a very original, kind of organic thing.

I'm not a huge fan of horror movies myself because I'm a big baby and I get too scared to watch them.

The party don't stop, til the casket drop.

If we want Swaraj to be built on non-violence, we will have to give the villages their proper place.

Quality is decided by the depth at which the work incorporates the alternatives within itself, and so masters them.