I've been audited for many, many years in a row, which I think is unfair, but that's the way it is.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

I am no longer in love with her, that's certain, but maybe I love her. Love is so short, forgetting is so long.

Because they are ignorant and their parents are ignorant. Because they don’t know any better.” Pastel Orphans

O Lord equipped the sacred souls to do thy work.

Children seem naturally drawn to poetry - it's some combination of the rhyme, rhythm, and the words themselves.

It always helps to know that other parents with special-needs children are surviving, and surviving well.

I think we have to believe we are here for some purpose, and I know there are many cynics who will deny it, but they don't live as if they deny it.

Women have become so obsessed with not withering, they've forgotten that there are infinite ways to be beautiful.

Thoughts are odd misfires.

A poem is the perfect place to celebrate imperfection and exult in the ways you fall short of being the person you want to be.

Thus for each blunt-faced ignorant one The great grey rigid uniform combined Safety with virtue of the sun. Thus concepts linked like chainmail in the mind.