I've been bragging for over 25 years that my first New York Times bestseller was a book I copied from the U.S. Government Printing Office!

A degree of lying - you know, white lies - seems to be inherent in all languages and all forms of communication.

Many of you might already recognize me as the guy in the question-mark suits appearing in the late night TV commercials and on the cover of educational books and CDs.

No salesman can ever guarantee you a grant from any government or non-profit organization.

I've been talking about the centrality of libraries in our information society for a while now.

Government workers often get a bad rap, but it's rare for them to receive much appreciation when government works.

Not offering this kind of guarantee means that they do not believe in their product enough, and they do not care about if a salesman is over promising or over selling their product.

Most every dental school has discount dental services.

A big part of finding the right resources is knowing what to look for and what to avoid.

What is also strange to me is that public libraries have always been in the forefront of opposing censorship.

There are thousands of grant programs and every program has different requirements and deadlines.

They ought to make it a binding clause that if you find God you get to keep Him.

Words is but wind but dunts is the devil

If you don't respect yourself, don't expect others to respect you.

Disintegration---I'm taking it in stride.

Scientology is destructive and a rip-off.

Three principles of prayer: 1. Keep it honest. 2. Keep it simple. 3. Keep it up.

The restraining grace of common sense is the mark of all valid minds.

Not only do innovators have to deal with all of the fundamental challenges of innovation, they have to do so in an environment that often is implicitly hostile towards innovation.

Praise thyself never.

I think this confusion leads intellectuals and artists themselves to believe that the elite arts and humanities are a kind of higher, exalted form of human endeavor.