I've been breastfeeding for two years. I could light the gas ring with my nipples.

By puberty I learned that nothing worth having could be easily attained and to succeed one must be single minded.

As long as we prioritize material truths over spiritual truths we will live in tyranny because we are living an illusion

You must not feel persecuted and examined. Liberate yourself from the idea that people are watching you.

The thing I thought about doing it was it's Comic Relief and you've got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can't sing.

People say you should read your criticism because it will make you a better person but it doesn't. It just makes you a sad bitter old showbiz nightmare.

I get fixated when I'm bleeding -- I can see why they went in for blood-letting in the medieval times because it makes you feel a bit better. When I cut myself, the drama of it calms me down.

A library doesn't need windows. A library is a window.

There are two types of people in this world: one who opens a packet of biscuits, has one and puts the rest back in the cupboard, and one who eats the whole packet in one go.

The bad-boy label is just an assumption.

There are 10-20 times more male comics than female comics; it's something to do with the social structure of society.

Don’t hope you will receive help from the words of life because they all bring you to death.

She is a smile in the dark

In great troubles, we learn to trust in God.

Just Echo.

In that moment, I could not write anything about flowers because I myself had turned into a flower, I myself had a stem and a lymph.

Equality is the measure of all things, and bad behavior is less bad if everyone indulges in it.

We have a situation where the security of America is at stake, and it's a very, very serious situation.

Who has enough credit in this world to pay for his mistakes?

I derive no pleasure from prosecuting a man, even though I know he's guilty; do you think I could sleep at night or look at myself in the mirror in the morning if I hounded an innocent man?

Keeping the mind happy makes work effortless. This is the skill for productivity!