I've been car crazy my whole life, since I was nine years old. It's just something I'm very aware of.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

Open for sun, closed for rain, that's the poor man's weathervane.

Beauty and anguish walking hand in hand the downward slope to death.

Faith isn't figuring out what we're able to do, it's deciding what we're going to do - even when we think we can't.

I think you always need to try your best, but at the same time you can only do what you can do. Don't beat yourself up about it.

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed.

The theatre has built a whole art round the actor, based on the man and his double - the actor and his character.

Richard Dunne comes from a great footballing family... the Dunne family

Things fall apart, so they can fall together at a higher level of order.

I think people who are concerned about the alt right are properly focusing on making sure it doesn't get mainstreamed, because it shouldn't be.

I came to acting quite late. I tried not to be an actor.