I've been doin' drive-bys all of my life. Except the bullets are newspapers, the car is my bike.

Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own.

Once a week, I like to slip into a deep existential depression where I lose all my sense of oneness and self-worth.

I love you just the way you are but you don't see you like I do. You shouldn't try so hard to be perfect. Trust me, perfect should try to be you.

I saw a giraffe with a short neck That was sad Or a deer

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?

Laughter is the best medicine, y'know, besides medicine.

Squaring numbers are just like women. If they're under thirteen, just do them in your head.

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no.

I stopped and I thought, 'What would Jesus do?' So I didn't exist.

Maybe life on earth could be heaven, doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try?

Avoid the man without compassion, because he ain’t a man surely!

Every great work makes the human face more admirable and richer, and this is its whole secret.

I believe in the future resolution of these two states, dream and reality, which are seemingly so contradictory, into a kind of absolute reality, a surreality, if one may so speak.

If we aim deliberately at the impoverishment of Central Europe, vengeance, I dare predict, will not limp.

My Alma mater was books, a good library... I could spend the rest of my life reading, just satisfying my curiosity.

I had this talent for these stupid little teenage songs. I just couldn't get anyone to sing my songs, so I had to sing my own tunes.

All the vested interests and people who profit by war will - with the journals they control - resolutely oppose any reduction of armaments.

We live not according to reason, but according to fashion.

Stop being so...optimistic, its getting on my nerves." "No problem. Do you want me to be all gloom and doom or just shut up?" "Just shut up." "Can do." "Really? Doesn't seem like it." -Jacob and seth

Old friendships are like meats served up repeatedly, cold, comfortless, and distasteful. The stomach turns against them.