I've been down a long road, but I promise you, it gets better.

The best measure of success, is how you deal with failure

I we are born to die and we all die to live, then what's the point of living life if it just contradicts?

I'm not perfect but I'm learning to be better.

What really bothers me, what gets me mad, is when people don't know the story, but then pretend like they know the story. That's what bothers me. That's what makes me mad.

The more you kick me when I'm down, the more it truly helps.

You may have won the war, but you will never take my crown

I feel the madness creeping slowly. Loved by many I'm still lonely.

Be still my tongue, for i know not what to say; My life is lived in darkness and here i will remain.

I got these questions always running through my head. So many things that I would like to understand.

To whom it may concern, I'm the same.

Nobody does nothing. Everybody does something, sometimes nothing is something in the idle man's world.

One who has unreliable friends may come to ruin, but there is a friend who sticks closer than a brother.

I rode up, walked past a few miles of wallpaper that was someone's revenge for life's disappointments.

This place looks like the last scene in Hamlet.

I would like Epicurus and Buddha to become one.

So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of whether you know the source material. It has to work on its own merit.

If you look at the people in Hollywood who are heavy partiers, they're selfish, self-centered and egotistical.

Ball-tampering. There, I've said it. Things that shouldn't be said: the judge in the Saddam trial appears to be wearing comedy specs and moustache.

No man was ever more than about nine meals away from crime or suicide.

Philosophy is like trying to open a safe with a combination lock: each little adjustment of the dials seems to achieve nothing, only when everything is in place does the door open.