I've been embarrassing myself since about birth.

Be yourself. Don't worry about what other people are thinking of you, because they're probably feeling the same kind of scared, horrible feelings that everyone does.

Whenever I see an ambulance, I like to think there is a baby being born, rather than a death.

Normalness leads to sadness.

Be yourself. Don't worry about what other people are thinking of you.

Marriage is just a piece of paper if it's not a happy one.

You should never make fun of something that a person can't change about themselves.

I'm just Phil from Rossendale. And now people are screaming for me 'cause I make YouTube videos - it's just crazy!

A million coincidences had to occur in order for you to exist

If you're insulting people on the internet, you must be ugly on the inside.

She had the bizarre feeling of time bending all around her, as though she was from the past reading about the future, or from the future reading about the past.

We belong far less to where we've come from than where we want to go.

My back slams against the oven door, and I cover my face and cry. I cry so hard I can't breathe.

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree, ' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

When you make a film you usually make a film about an idea.

The SAS Reserve tends to be made up of former paratroopers and commandos who still want a challenge, but it is open to civilians.

At McCormick Theological Seminary I had to take Hebrew, so I began to read prophetic poetry, and suddenly it became the life I wanted to spend.

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.

Travelling to past lives is like making a hole in the floor and letting the flames of the fire in the apartment below scorch and burn the present

The smallest thing in its rightful place can lead to the highest goals.