I've been giving free money seminars for the troops at Walter Reed Hospital and one of the Iraqi War Vets realized that the military wouldn't pay for the dental work he needed.

A degree of lying - you know, white lies - seems to be inherent in all languages and all forms of communication.

Many of you might already recognize me as the guy in the question-mark suits appearing in the late night TV commercials and on the cover of educational books and CDs.

No salesman can ever guarantee you a grant from any government or non-profit organization.

I've been talking about the centrality of libraries in our information society for a while now.

Government workers often get a bad rap, but it's rare for them to receive much appreciation when government works.

Not offering this kind of guarantee means that they do not believe in their product enough, and they do not care about if a salesman is over promising or over selling their product.

Most every dental school has discount dental services.

A big part of finding the right resources is knowing what to look for and what to avoid.

What is also strange to me is that public libraries have always been in the forefront of opposing censorship.

There are thousands of grant programs and every program has different requirements and deadlines.

Your life is your greatest asset.

Only fools imply compliments. The wise man comes right out with it, point-blank. Imply criticism--unless the criticized isn't within earshot.

Our tolerance is part of what makes Britain Britain. So conform to it, or don't come here.

Look how great we are. We are to blame for everything in the world, which means we are really, really important.

Sometimes what I actually love to do is go to a farm and get fresh milk or watch a pig get slaughtered.

There is no pain in the wound received in the moment of victory.

Ambition is violence, the very effort to succeed in the world is violent.

I have found that the key to being happy - well, one of the keys, anyway - is to be easily amused.

Logic won't change an emotion but action will.