I've been going to the same grocery store for 13 years, and all of a sudden one day everybody was like, 'Oh, my God.

I'll quit coffee. It won't be easy drinking my Bailey's straight, but I'll get used to it. It'll still be the best part of waking up.

I like to take chances, and that's the key to comedy -- dancing like an idiot but doing it with wild abandon.

I'd just like to retire quietly with dignity, secure in the knowledge that no more comedies will ever be made now that I'm gone.

That's what I like to do: bring out the best in people.

That's the key to comedy: allowing yourself to look stupid

Nobody's ever kept their sitcom character going after the show's off the air.

Many of the people I've worked with over the years came from a sketch-comedy background or an improv background, and I've learned a lot from them.

It would be a great disappointment for you to give up on yourself before the appointed time to reap the fruit of your labor.

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence.

Teach you? I cannot teach you. Go; experience for yourself

A motel is where you give up good dollars for bad quarters.

The presence of hope in the invincible sovereignty of God drives out fear.

Language is our way of communicating what we want and who we are.

I am not against marriage. I lived with someone for 11 years. But we weren't in love, and I thought that was quite important.

For those you work with or interact with regularly .. get a notebook and write down positive aspects of each of those people.

You were born by his purpose and for his purpose.

Don't worry about the war. It's all over but the shooting.