I've been guilty of most of the stuff that's been said about me to some degree. And if I ain't done it, I probably will.

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

A sullied green “S” stood out on a graying backdrop that made for a road marker up there. We called it the wasteland.

Sometimes there is no darker place than our thoughts, the moonless midnight of the mind.

The road of life twists and turns and no two directions are ever the same. Yet our lessons come from the journey, not the destination.

Has a woman who knew she was well-dressed ever caught a cold?

I have no mouth. And I must scream.

Hello! Your dear father is unfortunately very dead," he called. "And you said my dispersal system would never work!

What was once easy became confused and hard, which brings us back to the mystic question, who is God?

Maybe that sounds a bit pretentious, but I think life experience is always more important than technical knowledge.

Once there was The People - Terror gave it birth.

Hide until everybody goes home. Hide until everybody forgets about you. Hide until everybody dies.