I've been in Los Angeles for a while, and the kind of psychological connection that one makes to people, it just doesn't happen out here.

If you had to have a diploma or a GED to collect unemployment, you'd see a lot more kids staying in school.

I had the most fun on '3rd Rock'. It was a great show to work on.

Whatever road you've been given, enjoy that road.

What happens, I think, is especially for comic effect you find something about yourself that you don't like. You exaggerate it, and it's funny.

I'm a wuss - a complete wuss!

I want to go skydiving. I'd love to go to the Galapagos. Nature still excites me.

I think most people's careers in theater are based on delusion. It's just that mine started early.

I know there are some people in British Columbia who are still holding a vigil for '3rd Rock'.

One good thing about TV Land is you're always surrounded by people who know what they're doing, in terms of your fellow actors.

I have this assemblage of small facts, which looks like intelligence but no real depth of knowledge about anything. That's why I'm an actor.

If someone asks you that "Where do u want to see yourself 10 years from now down this line"?Well, i would like to see myself above the line, that should be your answer.

The limit of a person's will, at least in one respect, is the limit of that person's ability to believe.

You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.

I never say "get like me". I would hate for my competition to be on my level. In fact, stay exactly with what your doing.

I love being outside - that's where I'm the happiest.

Well, sure, but I don't bring God into it. I think shower massage might have been invented by the devil. God invented the missionary position.

Over the course of many encounters and many years, I have successfully developed a standard operating procedure for dealing with big, nasty monsters. Run away.

I can live well with what I have.I'm called 'the poorest president', but I don't feel poor. Poor people are those who only work to try to keep an expensive lifestyle, and always want more and more.

When things aren't going right, don't push, don't press.

Every time I've moved, my work has changed radically.