I've been in true love many times. I just try to avoid it as much as possible. For if there's one thing I know about true love, it is that sooner or later, it results in a hostage situation.

I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em under long enough.

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.

I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.

Poly means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites.

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never had a home, we never married and we traveled around the countryside irritating people.

I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.

When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.

People may surprise you with unexpected kindness. Dogs have a depth of loyalty that often we seem unworthy of. But the love of a cat is a blessing, a privilege in this world.

The most difficult experience one might ever have, is to grieve the loss of a Loved-one who is still alive.

As a question is created, it creates.

Forget the dream. Stay real.

The kingdom of heaven in not a place but a state of mind.

Our fathers valued change for the sake of its results we value it in the act.

I may very well move in. I just don't know. I can't sit here and know what pictures I'm going to take.

You can't build a relationship with everybody in the room when you don't care about anybody in the room.

A congregational prayer is a means for establishing essential human unity though common worship.

Photographs [are] of course heavily dependent upon the culture, the disciplinary point of view and the idiosyncratic vision of the particular photographer-analyst.

I started to crouch because that way I could guard the plate better, and I always wanted to hit .300 in the big leagues.