I've been looking for you a long time, I just didn't know it. But now I do.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

So, let us summon a new spirit of patriotism, of responsibility, where each of us resolves to pitch in and work harder and look over not only ourselves, but each other.

Through the ages, countless spiritual disciplines have urged us to look within ourselves and seek the truth. Part of that truth resides in a small, dark room -- one we are afraid to enter

Religion and political expediency go beautifully hand in hand.

I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.

Show a people as one thing, only one thing, over and over again, and that is what they become.

Don't praise your own good shots. Leave that function to your partner who, if a good sport, will not be slow in performing it.

People with Parkinson's are not some weird people on the edge of human experience.

This desire [to write] is rather strange all the same and is not without a certain "cracked" quality.

Longing is all that lasts.

I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd