I've been looking over the list of spring chores I made up last fall, and darned if they aren't fall chores, after all.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Be assured, a God who spoke the universe into existence would not need grains of dust to fight holy wars for him.

Canada, the drinking age is 18, that's unnecessary. Nobody wants to get loaded around people who have hope and their whole lives still ahead of them.

It is much nicer to live in perfect mind, free from pain and agony. How painful it is to be unenlightened. Buddha called it "the nightmare of the day."

You never knew what you could get away with until you tried.

The independence of Ghana is meaningless unless it is linked-up with the total liberation of the African Continent

More science and more technology are not going to get us out of the present ecological crises until we find a new religion, or rethink our old one.

Rohan, if being a hero is having the courage to resist using power arbitrarily, then you are a hero, beloved.

Asia has an army of low-wage laborers to thank for its economic boom.

You cannot become a master until you actually take the leap, do the work, make several thousand mistakes, and live to tell about it.

Macavity, Macavity, there's no one like Macavity, there never was a cat of such deceitfulness and sauvity.