I've been making pizza dough lately. And I'm pretty sure the calzone was invented when a pizza got stuck on the peel.

If you are waiting for the perfect spouse, you are waiting for the perfect disappointment.

NBC announced that during the summer Olympics they will set a new record by airing over 1200 hours of coverage. Which is amazing because that's 10 hours longer than the coverage of Reagan's funeral.

Self-contempt, however vague, sharpens our eyes for the imperfections of others. We usually strive to reveal in others the blemishes we hide in ourselves.

All things are lessons that God would have us learn.

A pill to make you numb A pill to make you dumb A pill to make you anybody else But all the drugs in this world Won't save her from herself.

I was in one of the most grand attitudes I ever struck, with my arm stretched up pointing to the sun. It was a noble effect. You could see the shudder sweep the mass like a wave.

Hey, I saw this old British movie, all the people spoke so different, you could hardly understand them. But everyone here speaks American as good as you and me. What's with that?

I treasure my mornings. I get up early and ignore everything work-related for the first few hours. It's just me and my coffee addiction.

The Dark Dark is a far slower project, clearly, and that's a relief. I look for slowness anywhere I can find it.

Players play, tough players win.