I've been married fifty-five years and I've been home three weeks.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

The light within my spirit is a sacred lamp.

If this is going to be my last day on earth, I do not want it to be socially awkward.

About the time we can make the ends meet, somebody moves the ends.

There's no such thing as advice to the lovelorn. If they took advice, they wouldn't be lovelorn.

I don't know why it should be, I am sure; but the sight of another man asleep in bed when I am up, maddens me.

You are what you are" "Which is what? I wondered

I was never one of those people who thought, 'What I really want to do is direct.' It never occurred to me.

I suppose leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people.

I feel like I'm at a level in my business where I've established myself as a professional. And the one thing I haven't managed to do is find a way to achieve a better balance.

Loyalty... A will, a decision, a resolution of the soul.