I've been married for 46 years, and I live in a nice house, my grass is always cut, I pay my bills, and my cat loves me!

I became very critical of zoos and circuses and keeping animals in captivity. I wish it was against the law.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell.

I'm better off not socializing. I make a better impression if I'm not around.

At its best, life is completely unpredictable.

There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.

No, improvising is wonderful. But, the thing is that you cannot improvise unless you know exactly what you're doing.

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about.

We have no way of knowing what lays ahead for us in the future. All we can do is use the information at hand to make the best decision possible.

I play so many villains and strange, troubled people. I don't have that kind of life. I live in the country. I've been married nearly 50 years. I have a cat.

My father was a lesson. He had his own bakery, and it was closed one day a week, but he would go anyway. He did it because he really loved his bakery. It wasn't a job.

You’re not doing a good job of selling me this dumb fantasy. I’m not climbing into the back of your van if I have to be Robin. I’m Batman. That’s how these things work.

Inside the museums, | Infinity goes up on trial | Voices echo this is what salvation must be like after a while

National transformation is also attainable through the simple principle of Truth and Honesty

Sing the world into existence…..

And now, this is the sweetest and most glorious day that ever my eyes did see.

I don't think there's been any writer like Samuel Beckett. He's unique. He was a most charming man and I used to send him my plays.

Lay silently the injuries you receive upon the altar of oblivion.

Dancing together in kirtans can help us develop friendships that no Mediation Therapy can.

The innovator creates a business where they are making money, even when they sleep.

The truth is... you are hurting me. Not on purpose, I know that. But I love you and every second that you don´t love me back...it hurts.