I've been married three times, but I'll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my honeymoon, with my new wife.

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?

Sure, mom, I settle down with a nice girl every night, then I'm free the next morning.

I couldn't get any jobs, and when that happens, you get so humble it's disgusting. I didn't feel like a man anymore -- I felt really creepy. I was bumping into walls and saying, Excuse me.

I'm just some lunatic macaroni mushroom, is that it?

You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way you feel.

You try too hard. Winners forget they're in a race. They just love to run.

You win, you win. You lose, you still win.

Did Mad freakin' Max just call me irritating?

A winner forgets he's in a race, he just loves to run.

I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill.

What you give with love stays with you for a lifetime.

I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.

In order to have faith, or follow any other organized religion, I'd have to suspend a degree of disbelief.

The most positive men are the most credulous, since they most believe themselves, and advise most with their falsest flatterer and worst enemy--their own self-love.

You have to identify what you care about and why you care about it. It has to be personal. It has to be something that fires you up or means something to you, or it's not going to drive you.

I love to continue acting. It's my passion.

Curation comes up when search stops working.

Keep us at tasks too hard for us that we may be driven to Thee for strength.

I'm definitely not going to go and sing a song that condones certain things.

I was so cold I almost got married.