I've been on this earth for sixty-six years, and I've reached a conclusion and it's a fact: women are strange creatures.

Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas.

Women with whiskers... its a bummer.

If you can find a nice pretty country girl that can cook and carries her bible, now there's a woman.

I want my grandkids to grow up in the great outdoors. The last thing I want is for them to grow up to be nerds.

I will not give or back off from my path.

My mission today is to go forth and tell people about why I follow Christ and also what the bible teaches, and part of that teaching is that women and men are meant to be together.

Whether you're talking about bees, dogs, or women, pain can come upon you quickly from either one of em.

Our founding fathers started this country and built it on God and His Word, and this country sure would be a better place to live and raise our children if we still followed their ideals and beliefs.

I guess the GOP may be more desperate than I thought to call somebody like me.

I never, with my eyes, saw the mistreatment of any black person.

Sometimes consequences are building blocks fashioned of granite when successes are shaped of clay.

Our are speculations are not the measure of our God.

Not everyone is your friend. When you are psychic you tend to forget that others don't view life the way you do.

I think science is real. And I think it's important that we grip this and deal with it, both at home and abroad.

After 120 kilometers my body said, ‘ooh, ooh Jens! What were you thinking?’

The vocal cord will be eliminated by a process of evolution, as was the tail of man when he came from the ape.

God is either your worst enemy or your best friend.

I've been blessed to find people who are smarter than I am, and they help me to execute the vision I have.

Oppression is allowed to survive because people don't like to talk about it or about acts like what happened. We're hoping to counter some of that with the help of this banner.

Be like you thought our love would last too long, if it were chain'd together