I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much

Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all.

I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.

Maxwell is serious, dedicated, awkward, forgetful, pompous to a certain degree, sentimental.

I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three seconds. I've even forgotten my wife's name on occasion.

It was a special show that became a cult classic of sorts, and I made a lot of money for it.

I like getting married, but I don't like being married.

I remember that the priest finally said to me, 'You wouldn't like to have a religion that makes things easy for you.' Now I know that both faith and intellect are components of religious belief.

I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.

In 1969 America put the man on the moon.In 2016 America put the man in the women's bathroom.

I work with pictures and words because they have the ability to determine who we are, what we want to be and what we become.

You are the central point about which his world spins.

But once the ants and termites jumped the high barrier that prevents the vast variety of evolving animal groups from becoming fully social, they dominated the world.

Zen provides a structure that supports our exploring the practice and the teachings for ourselves.

I like when you can have a conversation with people and it's not just stock questions.

We all have that possibility, that potential and that promise of seeing beyond the seeming.

We are all Adam's children - it's just the skin that makes all the difference.

Freedom without opportunity is a devil's gift, and the refusal to provide such opportunities is criminal

Downtown, one has less time. But there are in Europe much people who have the faith, in South America, too.