I've been playing golf a long time, although it's not really true that on my first round they strapped my bag on the back of a dinosaur.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

We have our own personal demons to deal with.

How would you complete with people who are more talented, more popular, who get better training, better mentoring and who get their share of luck, without some luck?

The ideal man is his own best friend and takes delight in privacy.

Furthermore, I shall explain the nature of dharmata: Such a nature as this cannot be determined to be any one thing. So however you label it, that is how it appears.

Maybe a silver lining to growing old is being able to watch Usual Suspects for the first time, again.

Fiction is open to whoever comes in the door, as long as you come in energetically.

Early American speeches, from Washington's to Patrick Henry's, have been detheologized in history textbooks. No one has called it censorship.

Not everyone's going to like my music. People might not like my music, because I'm just not their style of music that they like to listen to.

I've just never cared what people think. It's more if I'm happy and I'm confident and feeling good, that's always been my thing.

It’s difficult to create fashion, you can’t just learn it, you have to have fashion in your DNA.