I've been playing on Christmas for the last 10, 11, 12 years. So just got to get up early with the babies, and give them their toys and try to get a nap in and just come to play.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

We make our own destiny.

I've always thought of writing as sort of active communication.

It is a blessed thing to know that no power on earth, no temptation, no human frailty can dissolve what God holds together.

I draw inspiration from everything. I draw a lot from love, from hate, from anger, from happiness

The minority of a country is never known to agree, except in its efforts to reduce and oppress the majority.

Success is 20% skills and 80% strategy

I don't hate women, but I think they should be kept in cages.

Finish the few duties you have at hand, and then you will have peace.

Wines are like women in that it's often the imperfections that fascinate.

Most films go out like skydivers who have had their chutes packed by a committee of blind schizophrenics.