I've been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda... I should be a video game.

You can do terrible things when you don't know who you are.

They can't expect anyone to actually pay for a shirt that says, 'I (picture of an elephant) the San Diego Zoo.' What does that even mean?

I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G." "Sausages.

Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren't.

There's a little bit of magic in every box!

The United States was a big country where everybody wore funny t-shirts and ate too much.

...Almost everything inside was filled with sugar, cheese, and weight-loss tips.

I was the funny, outgoing kid who didn't understand how he could keep getting mistaken for a nerd nobody liked.

As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.

Magic likes a good tragedy, too.

You cannot run a scociety or cope with it’s problems if people are not held accountable for what they do.

Rhage exhaled slowly, air easing out of his nose. As he sank into his skin, he reveled in the perfection of peace. The heavenly silence. The great roaring absence.

The world is kept alive only by heretics: the heretic Christ, the heretic Copernicus, the heretic Tolstoy. Our symbol of faith is heresy. (“Tomorrow”)

The greatest gift of life is friendship, and I have received it.

Most teens aren’t addicted to social media; if anything, they’re addicted to each other.

Some filmmakers go into a film and it's already shot and cut in their head.

It is only partly true that religion does more harm than good in society. The community makes God into the image it wants, vengeful, or milky sweet, or scrupulously just, and so on.

Writing is a cop-out. An excuse to live perpetually in fantasy land, where you can create, direct and watch the products of your own head. Very selfish.

I don't have to be concerned about everybody else's character.

Thou art a slave, whom fortune's tender arm With favour never clasp'd; but bred a dog.