I've been to China and Russia, and I don't know anything about Chinese or Soviet relations.

Do goofy stories make people nice? What if, in their goofiness, these stories somehow inspire that in the right way. Is that a social good?

I hate conservatives, but I really hate liberals.

With religion I was always like, 'Does it matter if it's true if it makes you happy?'

The culture is just so coarse that you have to take it to that level and people will be like, 'Whoa!' And then you can make people think about stuff. It's kind of like shock therapy.

Anybody in television lives under grinding deadlines.

The last few years on ‘South Park’ we have done some of the riskiest things we have ever done, knowing it could kill the show, but we also know that’s what we have to do.

That decision to commit your life to certain principles and a certain narrative, if I wrote a paper on that, I know I'd find inconsistencies.

There's something uniquely aggravating about the smugness of liberal Hollywood.

Sometimes we come up with something great, but a lot of times it just feels like work.

I'm concerned about people being happy.

Vow not to be like those who tend to allow their difficulties to distract them from the enormous rewards ahead.

When I started to climb, the sky seemed to be sunny and blue. But being up here on the oak tree it is cloudy and foggy.

The best meals are those prepared by loving hands.

You have no idea what hangs in the balance of your decision on what to do with the burden God put in your heart.

Very few people do covers of my tunes.

I've done my job extremely well. My only beef is that a lot of people have put their fingers in whatever I've done and tried to screw it up, and I've always resented that.

Don't ever let your memories be bigger than your dreams.

May blessings be upon the head of Cadmus, the Phoenicians, or whoever it was that invented books.

In the faces of men and women, I see God.