I've been to Vulcan where I've been vulcanized, Carbon where you get carbonated and Standard where you get standardized. Ernie Isley's invited me to Castor … and I'm not looking forward to it.

[On what bugged him] A fine city with too many socialists and mosquitoes. At least you can spray the mosquitoes.

This is about unenforceable registration of weapons that violates the rights of people to own firearms.

I know that at one time, the Arctic was the tropics. And I guess I wonder what caused that? Was it dinosaur farts? I don’t know.

Albertans have always worn their passions on their sleeves.

The planet's tyrant, dotard Death, had held his gray mirror before them for a moment and shown them the image of things to come.

I dare to believe in the beauty of my dreams, and I use my imagination to see them fulfilled.

I know how I want to try and live my life. I know I dont want to leave any darkness behind me.

Who knows what women can be when they are finally free to become themselves?

She is always married too soon, who gets a bad husband, and she is never married too late, who gets a good one.

Movies are now more often watched on the small screen anyway. But at least for me, what got lost in that is the difference in the medium.

It was obvious that computers were going to become more a part of our lives, and they will continue to unless something dramatic happens to change that.

We breathed the air of freedom without knowing the language or any person.

Circumstances are the rulers of the weak; they are but the instruments of the wise.

It was as unbelievable as the moon catching fire.