I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of the family.

I used to say that whenever people heard my Southern accent, they always wanted to deduct 100 IQ points.

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.

You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.

You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.

Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.

If your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight.

God hides treasure in dirt, so that only those humble enough to dig through it find it.

Anyone can make a baby, but it takes a man to be a father.

The truth costs.Lies cost more.

Power is strength and the ability to see yourself through your own eyes and not through the eyes of another.

Nowadays we raise our children in a cocoon of domesticated security, far from any sense of risk or adventure.

Tis a well spent penny that saves a groat.

Wasn't making any great connection Wasn't falling for any intricate scheme Nothing that would pass inspection Just thinking of a series of dreams

I really love the karate thing I did on CHIPs. I studied with a trainer because I knew we'd do episodes that had karate.

Yeah, I still feel as if I have things to do really. I'm not ready to stop.

All my life I have wanted to skate, and all my life I have skated.