I've been trying to bust into the comedy business my whole life. It's hard in Hollywood to do different things. I know this. It's a struggle.

Do men have a biological clock? I feel like I do. Something is definitely ticking!

We don't want women to really know men, because then they'll find out how much we need them.

I feel like I'm a fan of film who's actually in the business, too. So it'd be like saying like, ‘Yeah, I love the NFL,’ and then, ‘Yeah, I'm also a wide receiver.’

It's always been my personal feeling that unless you are married, there is something that is not very dignified about talking about who you are dating.

That's one of those things that will really hurt me personally, if I label a character or think about what it might do if it were to do well. I just try to do a good job with it.

I'm really just doing whatever comes my way and trying to stay busy and get better at what I'm doing.

You're making movies for 15 years and now people are like, 'You're the AT&T guy.'

I never had to say to myself, 'OK now, I've got to grow up and work for a bank, or go and sell real estate.' I never had to make that kind of break.

That just seems like a tough thing to do... just work in the middle of a company for your entire life. You just do the same thing out of college until you're 60, and then you retire

Im probably one of the worst people with numbers youve ever met. My brothers always kid that they think Im counting cards in Vegas, but Im just trying to add things up.

There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.

I live not in myself, but I becomePortion of that around me: and to meHigh mountains are a feeling, but the humof human cities torture.

Stella scribbledin thick black textaacross half the pagesof my best storybook, filled with people who venturedwhere their hearts took them.Beautiful worlds beyond mine.

Sometimes a crumb fallsFrom the tables of joy, Sometimes a boneIs flung.To some peopleLove is given, To othersOnly heaven.

Contentment should not be confused with smugness… Contentment is being happy despite of the successes and failures.

Change is always a little bit strange.

I look suspicious if I dress in sort of benign clothes, going to the airport.

[Bacteria are the] dark matter of the biological world [with 4 million mostly unknown species in a ton of soil].

You know, a lot of actors I think go into acting for therapy from whatever trauma has affected them as children. But for me, I think I sought out the drama. That's why I like doing what I do.

I've got to show life as I see it.