I've come loaded with statistics, for I've noticed that a man can't prove anything without statistics. No man can.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

A fear of weakness only strengthens weakness.

Have an intention, take action, and then learn on the way to success.

If you haven't been successful fighting your battles on your own, by all means invite God and His Angels to take the lead in your life.

It was a quiet taunt...a poisoned glass of wine, meant to intoxicate and exsanguinate.

How am I placing myself in the world of other people around me? For me, I feel that I am not really alone, that others can feel it too. I see art in this way.

Not as she is, but as she fills his dream

The most beloved manifestation of obedience to God is trust in Him

Nothing ever gets done unless it's done by a fanatic.

if you offer wisdom from a third party, it seems less arrogant and more acceptable.

There are, almost by definition, an unlimited number of Hells - potentially at least a personal one for every living sapient being.