I've come to find more satisfaction and enjoyment in writing screenplays over the years because that's what I do primarily now.

Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?

I'm glad that as a 33-year-old working mother, I can still choose to wear a Hello Kitty T-shirt or stay up late scrolling through the Twitter feed of my junior-high crush.

Couture gowns are like gremlins; you can't expose them to bright light or get them wet.

Los Angeles is often described as the nadir of vapidity, a smog-choked space cradle.

He is the cheese to my macaroni.

Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.

The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are.

I've been told that I'm incompetent, socially retarded, maladjusted. I still know that I couldn't function in reality. Los Angeles is a good place for me.

It doesn't matter if they're in front of the camera or behind the camera. I know women who are producers who are surviving on nothing but juice and almonds.

I think sometimes people really require the satisfaction of closure.

Who has never tasted what is bitter does not know what is sweet.

Things which any idiot could write usually have the quality of having been written by an idiot.

Back of every noble life there are principles that have fashioned it.

I love driving, but I like driving on a two lane road where you can drive for hours and not see anybody.

Sometimes you forget where the heck you are but when you get on stage, you know by the look on the people's faces and the accent in their voices where you might be.

It was not enough. It was too much. It was everything.

I work like a gardener.

It's a privilege just to wake up to a new day.

I'm an equal opportunity reader - although I don't much read plays. And since I was raised a Presbyterian, pretty much all pleasures are guilty.

Revolution is engendered by an indignation with tyranny, yet is itself pregnant with tyranny.