I've copyrighted 3,000 songs.

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

life is too short to despise people who simply can't help what they've done.

The highway behind gives me courage to move into the future. I desire to see the first light of tomorrow.

Do as you would be done by

I can't settle for merely liking a man when I've known what it’s like to love one.

You know it's love when you want to give joy and damn the consequences.

Sadness is the matrix from which wit and irony spring; sadness is uncomfortable and creative, which is why consumer society cannot tolerate it.

God would remain absolutely hidden if we were not illuminated by the brightness of Christ.

The world suffers nothing from Christians but hates them because they reject its pleasures.

It is the cringer to his equal that is chiefly seen bold to his God.

I read Superman comics when I was a kid.