I've discovered a way to stay friends forever - There's really nothing to it. I simply tell you what to doAnd you do it!

Do a loony-goony dance 'Cross the kitchen floor, Put something silly in the world That ain't been there before.

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep, And if I die before I wake, I pray the Lord my toys will break.So none of the other kids can use 'em....Amen.

I'd rather play tennis than go to the dentist. I'd rather play soccer than go to the doctor.I'd rather play Hurk than go to work.Hurk? Hurk? What's Hurk?I don't know, but it must be better than work.

We can't find the cat, We don't know where she's at, Oh, where did she go?Does anyone know?Let's ask this walking hat.

Glamorized... am I glamorous?

What tender force, what dignity divine, what virtue consecrating every feature; around that neck what dross are gold and pearl!

One final thing a director needs: The ability to say 'I am wrong' or 'I was wrong.' Not as easy as it sounds. But in many situations, these 3 words, honestly spoken, will save the day.

I think Col. North is first a U.S. citizen and he has the same rights as you yourself do, sir.

We don't wear sequins because we think we're great. We wear them because we think sequins are great.

Our foibles are really what make us lovable.

I am open to everything.

There aren't many great adverts for marriage or parenthood. It always looks so stressful, and that's what I've been scared of. What you don't realise is how much you're going to get back.

It's just been a long week, that's all." "It's monday night, Jess." "My point exactly.

The universal and absolute law is that natural justice which cannot be written down, but which appeals to the hearts of all.